
Kenna: I'm so hungry I could eat 8 pizzas.
Daddy: What if you turned into a pizza?
Kenna: Daddy, that can't happen.
Daddy: What if you went to bed tonight and when you woke up in the morning you were a pizza?
Kenna: Then that would be fine because I would be a pizza and pizzas can't think so I wouldn't know any different.
Daddy: Valid point, sweetheart.